Give me one two three four
What is all that space for?
Five six seven eight
How many elephants did it take?
One two three four five six seven EIGHT!
Eight elephants in the room
GOOOO TEAM!!!!
Oh. You definitely want to know how he earned his stripes. It’s full on.
Yes please.
PS - I do believe this is how rumors get started.
What? No umbrella? Just stand under these when it REIGNS.
That would be now.
Backstage, Jake hatched a plan after unexpectedly coming in second on the first round. He just needed a staircase and some cobalt blue marbles to bring the competition down. It was Jake’s signature color and he wanted everyone to know who tripped the… wait. Did he want anyone to know? It’s probably illegal to hurt someone like that.
Hmmmm… Jake would need to think on that. Anyway, the plan was hatched. No. Wait. There wasn’t. There was a plan but most of it might not work.
…This hatching thing was not going as expected either.
A quick glance at the clock and Jake saw that he needed to get ready. It was two minutes until the next round of the competition. He’d think of something before it was too late. … But when would that be?
It was there and then Jake realized he was terrible at being evil.
No one at the pool party was sure as to what exactly Billy did to earn corner time but if it didn’t turn out to be role play it would still be weird.
Brandon’s career as a leather club DJ lasted the span on five minutes. The good news is he was offered a position as a stripper.
Did you get the mountains behind me? They look like a nice place to sit don’t they? Just make sure you get them in frame ok? Are they in? I really need them to be in.
Dear Abbey. I was on vacation when….
oh god. I can’t even find the words. Ok. Ummmm…
Dear Abbey Please just look at the pic and tell me WTF I was supposed to say or do.
While sitting on his stool, Peter got his first glance at his co-star. ….Well, that debate was settled. Peter would power through.shoot.. Still he’d make his agent take him out to lunch. Calling it a ‘red carpet thing,’ was a stretch indeed. Peter’s co-star was blonde!
It always worked out in the end for Diego
Ok Ryan. We all love wood right?!? What if I said different woods need different types of attention? Does that bring anything to light for you? Ah… ah, ah. I see that look. I think it dioes.
Mike began flipping out at the prospect the plants he was speaking to didn’t know what a rainbow pattern was.
Good news: It turned out not to be a spider
Other news: they might now be legally married in 24 states
Shhhh! Just chill for a second ok? Brady here is channeling. Let him do his thing. You see Brady is The Briefs Whisperer. Yes. THE Briefs Whisperer.
Wait Hold up. Hold up. You know what? I’m sorry. I can’t do this. Whisperer is a terrible word. Just terrible.
Whisperer.
Ick. See? What did I tell you.?
I motion we drop whisperer and the briefs and just do Brady.
Jock lover #24
Oh wow. The curtains match the…. Ummmm. Well, boys don’t have carpets do they?
Well…
I’m just glad this isn’t on the opposite side of the freeway.